SLATERS FOR DUMMIES

Gladys Fordingbridge is definitely the aged frequent host with the group. She is the only lady. Her front room is cluttered with cat hairs and pictures of distant kinfolk. Her poems consist totally of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, amongst which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' with 'discus'.Along with the collection on the line at Op